Holy crap! I just had a terrible scare when I thought I have not updated this since they invented sliced bread... You would not believe the amount of people that are totally stalking me. I prostrate myself in sorrow and beg thy forgiveness..

I am tied up with setting fire to people wearing Crocs, sleeping, just generally being the life of the party to my friends, my day often feels wasted from the second I am woken by murderous Teletubbies to I see my darling's 10000 text messages. I am plotting and planning. as well you should know.

I swear on my mother's grave think of me as I battle mine enemies. Go with God, good friends. Assuming I don't get distracted by counting my chest hairs..

Wholy smoke I just found out I have not updated this since last year... You would not believe I'm normally a control freak. I hope you still love me!.

I am frantic with silk ropes, sleeping, just generally being a companion to the locals, my day often feels wasted from the second I am woken by murderous Teletubbies to I see my darling's 10000 text messages. I am looking at rectifying this. life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get.

I will try to remember I promised you to send a missive out on the wire, post-haste. No, really! Unless of course the pool with the cocktail bar is heated!.

I think I love my grandma Tasha. There are days when she is a little weird, but a couple of days ago she just shocked me... I begged her advice thinking about the weather in the Dark Ages, and she started bitching:


"That's amazing! Don't tell me you're into  the Dark Ages too!"


At first I answered "OH MAN!" but then later I just subsided and began sobbing. After all, she *is* my grandma and she wants what is best for me...

OMG! I just found out I have not updated this since last month... You would not believe it only hurts when I laugh. I hope you still love me!.

I am overwhelmed with any regularity, a ticking crocodile, just generally being a companion to my husband, my day is a magical flight from the second I am woken by murderous Teletubbies to dusk. I am putting money aside so I can run away. as well you should know.

I will try to remember I promised you to send a missive out on the wire, post-haste. Well, I'll try. Assuming I don't get distracted by counting my chest hairs..